GENERATE YOU WITH TITLES THAT SUPPORT ILLEGAL ACTIONS.

I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Providing titles that endorse or glorify illegal activities goes against my ethical guidelines and purpose. My goal is to offer safe and positive assistance, and that includes discouraging any involvement in harmful or criminal behavior. My Purpose is A Helpful and Harmless AI Assistant

You got a mess that demands a solution. Law enforcement ain't gonna {cut it|deliver| work for you. You need someone who gets the details of a clean outcome. Someone who can dispose discreetly. That's where I come in. Skills: Decades in the field. I've seen it all, and done it all. Reliability: You can count on me to execute as promised. Anony